we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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