Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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