I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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