My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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