home. puking in laundry basket.
What a dumb baby whore.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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