I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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