Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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