You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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