Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I touched a dick in church today
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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