I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Randomize
