just tell him i said nine months
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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