i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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