i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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