It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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