Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
This house was built for laser tag.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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