i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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