after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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