nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We have started to decorate penises.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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