windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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