so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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