do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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