i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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