Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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