I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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