This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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