he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Randomize
