honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
