I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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