That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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