Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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