I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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