The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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