Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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