I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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