I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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