he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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