HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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