You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
whose ass print is on the piano?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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