She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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