You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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