I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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