Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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