i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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