Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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