I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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