Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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