Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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