Im at strip club and am horny
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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