i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
