i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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